robotic-rust:

Maybe you’re Heaven and Earth all in one. 

robotic-rust:

Maybe you’re Heaven and Earth all in one. 

Jul 23rd / 39,781 notes †
I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.

Elizabeth Olsen  (via berryhealthy)

This is what I preach about. 

(via sex-and-coffee) Jul 23rd / 84,234 notes †
Jul 23rd / 158,456 notes †
travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

image

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
Jul 23rd / 525,075 notes †
Jul 23rd / 19,963 notes †

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

Jul 23rd / 49,219 notes †

tastefullyoffensive:

But first, let me take a sealfie. [x]

Jul 23rd / 4,084 notes †
Turn ons:

dontberough:

  • Seeing someone bite their lower lip
  • Having someone bite my lower lip
  • Being pinned against a wall
  • Back scratches 
  • Hickeys
  • Neck kissing
  • Neck biting
  • Putting my hand where you want to be touched
  • Heavy breathing
  • Moaning
  • Seeing your reaction
  • Secretly teasing one another in puplic
  • Booty
  • Boobs
Jul 23rd / 15,816 notes †
ryanvoid:

crowley-for-king:


PURE LOVE

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.
1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt3.) Pink snootnose4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul5.) Cat

ryanvoid:

crowley-for-king:

PURE LOVE

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.

1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.
2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt
3.) Pink snootnose
4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul
5.) Cat

Jul 23rd / 228,595 notes †
I wanna dread my hair so badly because of how amazing it looks with a sidecut.

I wanna dread my hair so badly because of how amazing it looks with a sidecut.

Jul 23rd / 27,666 notes †

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